Mission: Teach everybody the "correct" way to interact with a certain exchange student at RHS.
The Student: Hannah Dhondt.
Estimated Required Amount of Time to complete said Mission: 10 minutes.
Likelihood of Success: Slim to None.
Mission Commencing....
I have been bestowed with the task of instructing everyone on how to interact with a certain exchange student at RHS. Hannah Dhondt. I would like to start this off by saying this is no small task. Attempting to understand such a person is a mission only to be undertaken by those brave of heart, and strong in mind. This is a task of unmeasurable hardship and some neigh impossible obstacles. No oath or bond is laid to go further than you wish. If you are not up to the task, you may stop here.
So, let's start with a little background info on Hannah.
Hannah is an 18 year old girl from the small town of Brugge, Belguim.
However, at the moment she is living in Richland Washington, and attending Richland High School. She has 1 sibling, her brother Arne Dhondt. She is currently single and ready to mingle, so all you guys out there read carefully. She is a cute blonde, with a fair complexion, and about 163cm tall. For all you Americans... that's like... 5 foot 4.
But here's the part you really need to read. Getting along with this girl is not as easy as it may seem. And it's my job to help you out. So here is the best and quickest way I can explain this.
Hannah is not your typical high school girl, and she is very mature. What little humor she has in her is very dry. So don't try to be funny around her or impress her... it won't work. Though when she is in the right mood, and around the right people, she can be very funny. And pretty much, you can't really do anything about what she thinks of you. If she likes you, she likes you. If not, you will have to work hard to change that. But you can't do it in an obvious way. If you got the hots for her, the way you normally flirt with girls isn't going to work... either she'll just think you are annoying, or she won't notice at all. You have to go about it a very different way. I'm not going to go into to much detail about this, but... since I have some experi... i mean... never mind.... Just don't be an idiot. The more you try to be cool or funny around her, the more you will annoy her. So just keep your cool. And go with the flow. If she seems mad, or like she's in a bad mood, she isn't. That's just how she is. But I speak from experience when I say, she can be ridiculously funny. And most of the time it's not on purpose.
I don't want to drag this out for to long, so i'll sum this whole thing up for you. Don't be dumb, and you'll get along great with her.
The End.
